AISubs v3.8.2
- Riyado! - Shibuya!
- Riyado! - Toshimitsu!
- Hoshimegara! - We run a store that buys and sells hell.
- Huh? - I'm Tetsuya and I'm Shibuya.
- Oh, I see. - Did you buy anything?
- Well, we can't really afford to buy and sell. - Oh, that's tough.
- Takeshi Makino has some hellish seeds. - Oh!
- What kind of seeds are they? - Um... everyone...
- You know punchlines, right? - You know punchlines, right?
- I think there are a lot of famous punchlines. - They're all punchlines, right?
- Tetsuya's punchline, for example... - Wait, say it!
- There are a lot of different ones. - What is it?
- It just came out of nowhere. - No, it's not like that!
- Grand Liar. - I think Tetsuya and Shibuya might be able to do it, too.
- It came out of nowhere, didn't it? - Yeah.
- The translation is amazing!
- I don't know if it's there or not, but somehow...
- I think we can do it, you know?
- They brought it in for us. - Yeah.
- Even if we buy it as it is...
- We can't line up the stores, so we looked at the internet and saw it...
- As a result...
- This rap...
- Do "R" for me!
- Or...
- Tetsuya or Shibuya...
- Rap Vlog!
- We did it!
- Right?
- If we can do it...
- Did we do it?
- Did we do it? - Did we do it?
- Then it's a really amazing rap vlog, right?
- That's right! - That's right!
- Today, I'm going to do a rap vlog.
- No, you're not! - No, you're not!
- I've never heard of it! - I've never heard of it!
- I've never heard of it! - You're going to die!
- To put it properly, it's a rap vlog quiz.
- Oh... - Oh...
- That's right.
- Shitei Kawano will choose a song...
- Or a rhyme he used in a rap battle...
- Or a rhyme Shibuya and I came up with...
- It's going to be a vlog where you'll meet us.
- What's with that? - Why is it a vlog?
- Why is it like that? - Why is it like that?
- We bought it!
- We made it.
- Here's the video!
- Wow!
- It's a rap vlog.
- What? - It's a rap vlog.
- It's seriously too lame of a vlog.
- Hahaha!
- I can't say anything if you don't show it to me even once.
- It's a vlog.
- There's also a hidden one.
- That's right.
- Hidden?
- We don't know where R-san is in all of it.
- Hidden? - Hidden?
- I'll show you in all of it.
- Here we go.
- Okay.
- Okay!
- We're going to rap vlog!
- Yay!
Yo! Today we're going to eat, drink, and sleep in the corner of Vlog Vlog Vlog!
- So we're going to get some puri on the way back! - I want to eat it!
I want to eat it!
We're here to eat and walk, dog mountain!
We're here to stretch our camera and tongue, chin tower!
Oh, we're sorry for being late!
We're video magicians Charisma, Tetsuya and Shibayu!
It's so cold today, like Elsa's scarf!
It's cold, Chirime, Nuriye, Hishakurike!
- So we're here to eat and walk, dog mountain! - I want to eat it!
- We're here to stretch our camera and tongue, chin tower! - I want to eat it!
- I'm in the middle, you're in the corner! - Huh?
- Are you Tetsuya and Shibayu from Tokai One Air? - Oh, we found you right away!
- I like Shibayu more than my boyfriend! - Who?!
- Huh?! - Who?!
- Hey, where did you go?! - Hey, stop it!
- With your rap skills, you're pretty popular! Especially in Gotemba!
- You're a student council president at school, but you're a student council president at girls' school!
- Who?! That's disgusting! - That's a good point!
- Disgusting! - Parking lot...
- Parking lot in front of the castle... - Parking lot in front of the castle...
- Parking lot in front of the castle... Hey, you, park! - Hey, you, park!
- Oh, that's good, Pudaro! - Huh?!
- You're not allowed to say that! - This is bad!
- You're not allowed to say that! - Look at this! - Huh?!
- Look! "Secret base"! There's a lot of fun stuff in here...
- This is nice! "Car-enemy"? - You two wanna do it?
- Let's do it! - Yeah! - Okay! - Okay, then...
(rapping)
- Don't say such horrible things... - Okay, let's do it!
- It's that little donut! - Oh, there it is!
- Let's go inside! - Between us two!
- Okay, can you do it? - Let's go!
- Oh! You did it! - That was close!
- You did it, you did it! - That was close!
- No matter what you do...
- I'm gonna win. - Yeah, you're gonna win.
- I'm happy for you.
- All right, let's go. - Let's go.
There are a lot of prizes, but in the end you choose the fruit of the pie.
Thank you very much.
Look at this.
This is the longest shop in Akiraka-mouten Inewa shopping district.
By the way, that was Usonotopia in Morimiya.
That "hey" was too high.
"Hey"
I don't think your voice is always that high.
Do you want something to eat?
The pace of conversation is too bad
Hello
Baby castella
Have you seen it before?
Creepy nuts
There are many baby castella
There may be exceptions, but if you care about it, you can't eat it.
I have no choice but to buy it
As expected of R City
I'm getting angry
I'm sorry, I've been playing around with you
Let's order normally
This little one
Thank you for waiting
All over the country, R City
Thank you very much
Baby castella is easy to eat
But I'm still a little hungry
I'm hungry, so I'll buy it and eat it
I was able to order it
Like an ugly face
I bought a good one
But I like infu more
I want to see infu
Oh, it's coming out
I bought a good one
I wanna buy it, too.
Don't you smell coffee?
Huh?
It's cool and strong.
The wind isn't blowing.
It's too smelly.
What the hell are you buying?!
Oh, what did you buy?
Oh!
Pudding.
A lot of pudding.
Can I eat it?
What, you're gonna eat it all?
No, I wanna eat it all.
Yeah.
Can I?
Let's eat it.
Eat it, eat it, eat it.
I can't stop looking at it.
Ah, it's tough.
Pring, pam, pam, pring, pam, pam, pring, pam, pam.
Oh, I ate it, I ate it.
You ate it, didn't you?
Okay, let's go for another walk.
I don't wanna eat it.
Wait a minute, you're walking too slow.
I'll wake up the moon outside.
Go away, you.
Stop drinking already!
We can come over if you don't drink.
You're not laughing, are you?
Let's all have fun.
You're getting old!
You're getting old.
I was tired in the morning,
so I was like, "This guy is too small for me."
No, you're wrong.
You might get some energy.
I think you'll get louder.
What a nice day today.
It's hot.
Eat it, eat it, eat it.
I can't stop looking at it.
Ah, it's tough.
Oh, I ate it, I ate it.
You ate it, didn't you?
Okay, let's go for another walk.
Wait a minute, you're walking too slow.
I'll wake up the moon outside.
Go away, you.
Stop drinking already!
We can come over if you don't drink.
You're not laughing, are you?
We can come over if you don't drink.
You're not laughing, are you?
Go apologize to the senpai who came to see you.
Yeah, I don't know what to do, yo.
I don't know what to do about it, but you're going to fall off the stage, yo.
You're going to fall off the stage, yo.
Step on the teacher, step on the hospital,
I'm in great shape and I'm going to win.
Trust me, kids.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
I'm your guard, and I'll crush you from above.
No guard tactics, I'll tear you apart.
The real thing and practice.
Today, the butcher is Meinichi.
The country is Mizukawa Senpiki.
One year, the dolphin is Teichi.
Shizu, Shibuta is Eichi.
I'm Meinichi.
My chin is long and weird.
I'll eat you soon.
I'll kick you.
It's a salty gag line.
At that time, I was a Chinese student.
When I realized it, I realized it every day.
But now I'm a new generation Chinese student.
It's a salty gag line.
Maybe it's over.
Is it over?
It's over.
Is it over?
It's over.
Well, I got drunk on my way home.
After all, this is it.
Mina's utopia.
Mina's foodria.
What am I supposed to do?
Just watch it with the explanation and end it.
It was really fun.
It was really good.
I'm glad you liked it.
It was really good.
It was funny.
Lewis really became a playboy.
Really?
He really became a playboy.
Certainly, I might have been afraid of the video where I showed my rap skills, but it was okay.
Are you kidding me?
Then, while looking at it from the beginning, please stop here and say it.
Okay.
Then, the person who stops it will get a point.
I don't want it.
If you stop here and say it, you'll get a point.
Then, I'll stop here and say it.
Okay.
Then, I'll say it from my head.
Okay.
Yo! Today's V-log! V-log!
Eat! Eat! Swallow!
Suminoe! Tsukiso! Kuninobu!
Since we're here, let's eat puri on the way home!
Okay!
Huh? Where are you going to stop me?
You stopped me a little early.
I don't know, but for now, this person came with me as Kuninobu.
Huh? What am I supposed to stop you with?
I thought you found Mr. R.
Then, I'll say it.
Okay.
Eat! Walk! Die!
Come and freeze in Inuyama!
Camera! Look! Die!
Stretch my tongue with Chinkawa!
Inuyama and Chinkawa...
I want you not to stretch your tongue.
I'm sorry.
We're a martial arts master, charisma, Tetsuya and Shibayu.
It's too cold here.
Like Elsa's threat.
It's cold, Chirime!
Nuri-e!
Hijakuri-ge!
Ah, you stopped me!
What is it?
Like... Elsa's...
Threat?
I like this part.
You're good at this.
Elsa!
That's amazing!
I'm really just a charisma, Tetsuya and Shibayu.
That's amazing!
I'll say it.
Okay.
And with that, we've arrived at "Eat! Walk! Die! Street."
Skytree in my left hand, and Tokyo Tower in my right hand.
I'm in the middle of it.
Are you Kachidoki-bashi?!
How about "Nomushiwa"?
Skytree in my left hand...
Yeah!
Right?
It's like a big world!
Yes!
I'm right in the middle of it.
Yeah, you're right in the middle of it.
I don't have a mustache or anything like that.
Skytree in my left hand and Tokyo Tower in my right hand.
I'm in the middle of it.
Did you win?
Huh? Are you Tetsuya and Shibayu of Tokai One Air?
Oh, you found me right away.
I like Shibayu more than my boyfriend.
Huh?
Hey, hey, I'm sorry for skipping.
Your rap skills are pretty bad.
Mainly in classical music.
You're a student president at school, but you're a non-student president from a girl.
Who is it?
It's a viewer.
A viewer suddenly said that face.
That's possible.
It's too much for Tetsuya and Shibayu.
Oh, you missed it!
It's Iruo!
The correct answer is Shibayu's face.
Student president.
What is it?
Are you confident in your face?
Did you use it in a freestyle battle?
It's important that there are no dark circles.
But basically there are no dark circles, so it's really you.
This is good.
Shall we do it together?
Let's do it!
It was like Tetsuya's part, but I think I can use it in a freestyle battle.
The difference between kids and kings.
That's right.
Student president!
By the way, Shibayu is black.
Let's do it!
The correct answer is "dandanan".
It's "dandanan" now.
The correct answer is "dandanan".
By the way, this particular point is that when it overlaps with the original song, it is completely different.
That's amazing.
This little one, please.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for waiting.
All over the country, ra-ti-pi!
Correct!
It's embarrassing to point it out one by one, isn't it?
There was also a moment ago.
"Ageragomoten".
"Ageragomoten" is "shimeri".
I'm sorry.
I'll continue.
I bought a good one.
But I'd like to step in more from this point.
I don't know this one.
Wait a minute.
This is...
"Muetaika", which is a plant that nourishes your body.
If you let me use it, I'll be happy.
"Cocoon Delman".
"Muetai Fighter".
There's a bad one in it.
It's in there.
"Muetai Fighter".
It's complete with just the screen.
That's right.
Do you know what it is?
"Chinfumifaita".
Correct!
I see.
"Infumitaina".
"Chinfumifaita".
You said it without "chinfumifaita", didn't you?
I thought it was only "chinfumifaita" at first.
You said "chinfumifaita" without "chinfumifaita".
You can think like that from now on.
I'll say it.
"Infumitaina".
I'll say it.
Then it's the same.
"Kinmugisaira".
Correct!
I'll say it.
"Infumitaina".
You did it!
It's "pink corpse".
So close!
It's not wrong.
It's not wrong, is it?
It's "pink".
Unfortunately,
I don't know what kind of person he is.
"Pink Easter".
Correct!
- I just bought it. - Me too.
- It smells. - Doesn't it smell?
- No. - This is really good.
- The wind is not blowing. It smells so much. What are you buying? - I'm buying this.
Let's think about it again.
- This... - Let's think about it again.
- It's a point game, so if... - This is a bit more difficult.
- "Hikiwari Natto". - "Lariat".
- "Hikiwari Natto". "Lariat". - Can I say it once?
- "Kiji Lariat". - No.
"Hikiwari Natto".
- "Migi Lariat". - Oh!
- "Migi Lariat"! - "Hikiwari Natto".
- "Migi Lariat". - "Migi Lariat".
- "Migi Lariat". - It's like "Migi Lariat".
- It feels weird. - "Migi Lariat".
- It's not good to say it to the person in front of you.
- What?!
- "Hikiwari Natto" and "Migi Lariat" don't exist?
- This is... "If you like "Hikiwari Natto" too much, I'll beat you up with "Migi Lariat".
- Oh! - Oh!
- Something unavoidable happened.
- I'll say it!
- Oh! - Pudding!
- A lot of pudding! - Can I eat it?
- Can you eat it all? - Yes!
- Pudding!
- What is this song?
- "Kuwabara", "Kuwabara", "Kuwabara"
- "Akitsu Pudding Panpan", "Pudding Panpan", "Pudding Panpan"
- "Kutane", "Kuta", "Kitane"
- What?!
- Why?!
- What?!
- By the way, I'll say something.
- "Kuwabara", "Kuwabara", "Kuwabara", "Kuwabara", "Kuwabara", "Migi Lariat", "Moto no ke"
- I know it! - You know it!
- You know it!
- It's like, "Can you eat it all?"
- It's comfortable for me.
- "Kutane", "Kuta", "Kitane"
- Phew...
Shall we go for a walk again?
Hey, you! You're walking too slow!
You're about to sink!
Just wipe your skull off!
Even if the sea covers me, I won't go berserk!
This land is so small!
It doesn't even look like it!
It's pathetic, so don't say it!
Apologize to your seniors who have made history!
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
I don't know what you're gonna do about it,
but you're about to fall off the stage!
I'm gonna eat you up like this!
I'll step up my game! I'll send you to the hospital!
I'm in such good shape!
If you want me to win,
you'll have to know what I'm capable of!
Mm-mm-mm-mm...
Gilles Pan de Gefftan's Mimi's Pants Couture Gilles Pan!
I'll smash your guard from above!
Same guard, same tempo!
I'll show you what I'm made of!
Today, the butcher is May 1st!
The border, water, thousands of them!
For a year, the dolphin is number one!
The doctor, Shibutaro is number one!
What was that?!
The lyrics are good!
Why are the lyrics good?!
It's like a video!
It's like a movie!
What was I doing?
I don't know. Let's watch it again.
The border, water, thousands of them!
For a year, the dolphin is number one!
The doctor, Shibutaro is number one!
Ah, it's just like usual.
He's somewhere out there.
Kitasemba.
Suspicious.
I think he's here.
Wow!
One person says one thing.
One person can say up to two things!
That's a lot of people.
Hey, you're walking too slow!
You're walking too fast!
I'm sinking!
Your skull and brain are blowing through!
I'm the sea or the ocean, but I'm still going strong!
I think he's here.
He's still going strong.
I think he's here.
For now, I'm here!
Too bad!
Wow!
This is Shibata Iriku!
Wow!
Nice!
I think this skull and brain are saying a lot of things.
It's a fairy.
It's a small octopus's blood is the source!
It's like Kitasemba!
Kitasemba! Don't say it because it's pathetic!
Kitasemba! Apologize to your senpai who came with a history video!
I'm Kitasemba...
Don't say it, Kitasemba...
Should I use this one? I'll use it one more time!
Yes, it's probably familiar...
This is...
Tetradick!
Wow!
That's a lot!
No, I'm not excited about the one you're bringing up...
(Laughs)
No, but that pudding heart...
Pudding is pretty cute, isn't it?
The one you're giving up isn't very fun...
Yay! What should I do? Vote!
I don't know what you're trying to do up there...
But you're about to fall off the stage!
You're about to fall like this!
Here!
This is the best one!
You're about to fall! You're about to fall!
You're about to fall off the stage!
It's correct!
Wow!
Wow, you got it right!
Wow!
You got it right!
It's like, "Wow, you're pretty good at this!"
You're pretty good at this!
Okay, shall we go?
Yes!
I'm going to smash your guard from above!
No guard tactics!
I'm going to break your guard!
Yes!
Me too!
"No guard tactics"
I've heard of this "R" a lot.
Oh!
If you're dreaming of becoming an adult...
It's "R"!
Oh!
Please go ahead.
♪ Today, the butcher is on duty ♪
♪ The border is their own battlefield ♪
♪ One year, the dog is first ♪
♪ The water is first ♪
♪ The dog and the rake are the walls of justice ♪
♪ They're only enemies of justice, but they're eternal justice! ♪
♪ My chin is weird, I'm about to fall off ♪
♪ I'm about to fall off, it's a salty gag line! ♪
♪ When I realized I was Chinese at the time, I grabbed my mic ♪
♪ But now I've decided to move on ♪
♪ But I don't know, maybe it's over now! ♪
It's over?!
It's over!
It's over?!
Oh, it's over.
Man, I got drunk on my way home.
In the end, it's over.
Everyone's utopia.
Everyone's foodria.
Don't tell me there's more?
There is.
At the end.
Food from the Shitazumi era.
- Looks like it. - There is.
- Is there more? - Yes.
Bye!
- I'm Ansan! - Which one is European and which one is Milanese?
- By the way, I'm particular about this place. - Oh!
- It's a place where you can get a glimpse of China. - Yes, it is.
- This is a wide spread spread. - Oh!
- It brings back memories! - And we laughed until it was over.
- Well, bye for now. - Bye for now.